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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 03:30

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is it possible for people who claim to be genuine and honest to actually not be? If so, why do they behave this way?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

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